Privacy policy

I don’t tell nuffink to nobody, never ever, ever. What you tell me I keep absolutely secret. I ain’t gonna sell your secrets to any old hob goblins.

But… I may post you a catalogue or greetings card, sometime, perhaps. Or, if you give me your email address I may send you an email about some new picture or some such. This database is going to be very small, so I’ll delete anybody who wants to be deleted, by hand, no worries.

I don’t get credit card details! None here.

We require buyers to cancel or return items within 14 days of receipt.
We require buyers to return items in their original shipping packaging. Keep it in the tube it came in.
You the buyer, pays for postage back to me.
No restocking or other fees. No tricks.
We refund item price and initial postage, if you change your mind or any other reason. You just lose the postage back to me.