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Category: IRL

Posted on January 15, 2025January 15, 2025 by Steve Hooker — Leave a comment

Attempt to match reality to fantasy

Made a mistake this morning in the darkness. I should have used argan oil on my beard, but it has not yet arrived from eBay. Instead, I used sea buckthorn oil. It’s very yellow. I wondered why people were looking at me this morning on the train. Probably because I missed bits. Eh?

Category: IRL

Giclée prints

Pigment inks made to last over 100 years.

Printed at 5600dpi - twice the usual resolution of normal giclée prints - hyper detailed, you can use a magnifying glass to study them!

These are prints! Just prints, not mounted, matted nor framed. Just the prints, rolled up in a strong cardboard tube with the associated data sheets.
Nearly 16 years under the hat
Cursed, I was. By a witch.

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